OFFC members 2024
Catt reply :
What y'all say 50 & above?
At 59 years of age I would like to apply to the Old Farts Fishing Club 
Catt reply :
What y'all say 50 & above?
At 59 years of age I would like to apply to the Old Farts Fishing Club
Catt reply :
What y'all say 50 & above?
At 59 years of age I would like to apply to the Old Farts Fishing Club
Goose52 reply :
Like I said in the other thread - I think you have to be 60 or older to be an "old fart"...but at 58, I'd certainly like to apply for a waiver for admission... ;D
Goose52 reply :
Like I said in the other thread - I think you have to be 60 or older to be an "old fart"...but at 58, I'd certainly like to apply for a waiver for admission... ;D
Goose52 reply :
Like I said in the other thread - I think you have to be 60 or older to be an "old fart"...but at 58, I'd certainly like to apply for a waiver for admission... ;D
.ghoti. reply :
I'm 58, but I'm a professor, and some of the youngsters I have to deal with on a daily basis have aged me beyond my years.
Let's get some tee shirts, eh?
.ghoti. reply :
I'm 58, but I'm a professor, and some of the youngsters I have to deal with on a daily basis have aged me beyond my years.
Let's get some tee shirts, eh?
.ghoti. reply :
I'm 58, but I'm a professor, and some of the youngsters I have to deal with on a daily basis have aged me beyond my years.
Let's get some tee shirts, eh?
.ghoti. reply :
I'd say we let in anyone close to 60, who admits to being an Old Fart.
.ghoti. reply :
I'd say we let in anyone close to 60, who admits to being an Old Fart.
.ghoti. reply :
I'd say we let in anyone close to 60, who admits to being an Old Fart.
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI'd say we let in anyone close to 60, who admits to being an Old Fart.
Oh - I admit it - no getting around it! And similar to what K_Mac said in the other thread, even if I'm not 60, I sure feel like it - especially when the arthritis and sciatic nerve are acting up ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI'd say we let in anyone close to 60, who admits to being an Old Fart.
Oh - I admit it - no getting around it! And similar to what K_Mac said in the other thread, even if I'm not 60, I sure feel like it - especially when the arthritis and sciatic nerve are acting up ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI'd say we let in anyone close to 60, who admits to being an Old Fart.
Oh - I admit it - no getting around it! And similar to what K_Mac said in the other thread, even if I'm not 60, I sure feel like it - especially when the arthritis and sciatic nerve are acting up ;D
Fishing Rhino reply :
At 69, I'm in.
Fishing Rhino reply :
At 69, I'm in.
Fishing Rhino reply :
At 69, I'm in.
Lund Explorer reply :
QuoteI'm 58, but I'm a professor, and some of the youngsters I have to deal with on a daily basis have aged me beyond my years.Let's get some tee shirts, eh?
I found a website that has shirts we can get with this little cartoon:
Lund Explorer reply :
QuoteI'm 58, but I'm a professor, and some of the youngsters I have to deal with on a daily basis have aged me beyond my years.Let's get some tee shirts, eh?
I found a website that has shirts we can get with this little cartoon:
Lund Explorer reply :
QuoteI'm 58, but I'm a professor, and some of the youngsters I have to deal with on a daily basis have aged me beyond my years.Let's get some tee shirts, eh?
I found a website that has shirts we can get with this little cartoon:
Ima Bass Ninja reply :
I would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
Ima Bass Ninja reply :
I would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
Ima Bass Ninja reply :
I would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
RoLo reply :
Count me in (68)
The older I get, the better I was ;D
Roger
RoLo reply :
Count me in (68)
The older I get, the better I was ;D
Roger
RoLo reply :
Count me in (68)
The older I get, the better I was ;D
Roger
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
You gotta get in line behind Raul (46) as the "intern in training"... ;D ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
You gotta get in line behind Raul (46) as the "intern in training"... ;D ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
You gotta get in line behind Raul (46) as the "intern in training"... ;D ;D
Long Mike reply :
QuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
Many thanks Ninja, but any Old Fart worth his salt knows how to harass the youngsters. It's a badge of honor that we all proudly wear. The youngsters always fail to realize that we were also young, a long, long time ago, and can pretty much read their minds. ;D
Long Mike reply :
QuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
Many thanks Ninja, but any Old Fart worth his salt knows how to harass the youngsters. It's a badge of honor that we all proudly wear. The youngsters always fail to realize that we were also young, a long, long time ago, and can pretty much read their minds. ;D
Long Mike reply :
QuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;D
Many thanks Ninja, but any Old Fart worth his salt knows how to harass the youngsters. It's a badge of honor that we all proudly wear. The youngsters always fail to realize that we were also young, a long, long time ago, and can pretty much read their minds. ;D
Ima Bass Ninja reply :
QuoteQuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;DMany thanks Ninja, but any Old Fart worth his salt knows how to harass the youngsters. It's a badge of honor that we all proudly wear. The youngsters always fail to realize that we were also young, a long, long time ago, and can pretty much read their minds. ;D
Well poop 
.. . i'm to young to hang with the old crowd, and to old to hang with the young crowd, so i guess i will just have to start working on that middle age crisis thing i've been putting off.. ;D ;D
Ima Bass Ninja reply :
QuoteQuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;DMany thanks Ninja, but any Old Fart worth his salt knows how to harass the youngsters. It's a badge of honor that we all proudly wear. The youngsters always fail to realize that we were also young, a long, long time ago, and can pretty much read their minds. ;D
Well poop .. . i'm to young to hang with the old crowd, and to old to hang with the young crowd, so i guess i will just have to start working on that middle age crisis thing i've been putting off.. ;D ;D
Ima Bass Ninja reply :
QuoteQuoteI would like to submit my resume as part time liaison to the OffC. Being old farts you may need to harass the younger generation every now and then and you will need someone to relay your messages in terms that they will understand (so they know they are being harassed). At 37 years of age i fall right in the middle to bridge the gap. Besides i already have the bad leg and will soon be able to throw in a bad back to boot. ;DMany thanks Ninja, but any Old Fart worth his salt knows how to harass the youngsters. It's a badge of honor that we all proudly wear. The youngsters always fail to realize that we were also young, a long, long time ago, and can pretty much read their minds. ;D
Well poop .. . i'm to young to hang with the old crowd, and to old to hang with the young crowd, so i guess i will just have to start working on that middle age crisis thing i've been putting off.. ;D ;D
Uncle Leo reply :
I am over 50 and Fart all the time, am I eligible?
Uncle Leo reply :
I am over 50 and Fart all the time, am I eligible?
Uncle Leo reply :
I am over 50 and Fart all the time, am I eligible?
Dwight Hottle reply :
At 62 I'm sure I qualify. We all think we are younger than that reflection in the mirror.
Dwight Hottle reply :
At 62 I'm sure I qualify. We all think we are younger than that reflection in the mirror.
Dwight Hottle reply :
At 62 I'm sure I qualify. We all think we are younger than that reflection in the mirror.
Goose52 reply :
QuoteAt 62 I'm sure I qualify. We all think we are younger than that reflection in the mirror.
Not me - everytime I look in the mirror I think: "Where did that OLD guy come from!" ;D It helps a little that I usually don't have my glasses on when looking in the bathroom mirror.... ;D ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteAt 62 I'm sure I qualify. We all think we are younger than that reflection in the mirror.
Not me - everytime I look in the mirror I think: "Where did that OLD guy come from!" ;D It helps a little that I usually don't have my glasses on when looking in the bathroom mirror.... ;D ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteAt 62 I'm sure I qualify. We all think we are younger than that reflection in the mirror.
Not me - everytime I look in the mirror I think: "Where did that OLD guy come from!" ;D It helps a little that I usually don't have my glasses on when looking in the bathroom mirror.... ;D ;D
FisinCrazee reply :
Geezz. Nothing but a bunch of kids on here. 75 and charging - as soon as I get this hip replacement healed. ha ha
Bob
FisinCrazee reply :
Geezz. Nothing but a bunch of kids on here. 75 and charging - as soon as I get this hip replacement healed. ha ha
Bob
FisinCrazee reply :
Geezz. Nothing but a bunch of kids on here. 75 and charging - as soon as I get this hip replacement healed. ha ha
Bob
SirSnookalot reply :
To qualify as an old fart one must submit a picture of their medicare card. A review board may allow admittance for youngsters based on the level of their whine. That being said I'm sure the membership will grow at a rapid rate. Time for my nap.
SirSnookalot reply :
To qualify as an old fart one must submit a picture of their medicare card. A review board may allow admittance for youngsters based on the level of their whine. That being said I'm sure the membership will grow at a rapid rate. Time for my nap.
SirSnookalot reply :
To qualify as an old fart one must submit a picture of their medicare card. A review board may allow admittance for youngsters based on the level of their whine. That being said I'm sure the membership will grow at a rapid rate. Time for my nap.
tholmes reply :
I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.
Tom
tholmes reply :
I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.
Tom
tholmes reply :
I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.
Tom
Under the Radar reply :
I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it.
Under the Radar reply :
I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it.
Under the Radar reply :
I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it.
fishfordollars reply :
well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.
fishfordollars reply :
well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.
fishfordollars reply :
well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.
Catt reply :
Quotewell, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.
Mine is Monday
Catt reply :
Quotewell, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.
Mine is Monday
Catt reply :
Quotewell, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me.
Mine is Monday
SirSnookalot reply :
Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet !
SirSnookalot reply :
Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet !
SirSnookalot reply :
Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet !
Dwight Hottle reply :
Happy Birthday you December babies. ;D
Dwight Hottle reply :
Happy Birthday you December babies. ;D
Dwight Hottle reply :
Happy Birthday you December babies. ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.Tom
There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.Tom
There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D
Goose52 reply :
QuoteI'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles.Tom
There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D
Lund Explorer reply :
After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors.
1st - It was too good not to share.
2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D
Texting Guide for Seniors
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Lund Explorer reply :
After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors.
1st - It was too good not to share.
2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D
Texting Guide for Seniors
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Lund Explorer reply :
After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors.
1st - It was too good not to share.
2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D
Texting Guide for Seniors
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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