The Bait monkey 2024
fisin green reply :
ok
the bait monkey say but it
the wife says NO!
what do you do lol
fisin green reply :
bait monkey 
Mattlures reply :
That depends on how hot the wife is. If the monkey is better looking then I would go with the monkey. If the wife is hot then still go with the monkey, just be sneeky about it. If the wife is hot and smart your screwed. Just buy her something first
-HAWK- reply :
I say but it but it the wife say bo Kay!
Daniel My Brother reply :
QuoteThat depends on how hot the wife is. If the monkey is better looking then I would go with the monkey. If the wife is hot then still go with the monkey, just be sneeky about it. If the wife is hot and smart your screwed. Just buy her something first
;D ;D ;D
MALTESE FALCON reply :
I take an allowance every week. If I choose to spend it on fishing related stuff, so be it.................no problem.
Falcon
bait__Monkey reply :
used guys alaways go wif me!
u got sum monie, yes?
i hep u. we gets sum nic stuff,
maybe we buy a new glx 4 the
wife and burrow it frum her.
Big-O reply :
My little wife doesn't have a problem with my Bait Monkey as long as I don't say anything about her "Shoe Baboon"
www.ragetail.com
RobE reply :
I had to go with Bait Monkey. I've learned, though, to not let him ride on my shoulders. If I'm asked to pick up a few things at the grocery store on the way home (my fave grocer is a small BPS outlet), I figure I can add 20% for my effort. :-*
RoLo reply :
My wife is an avid fisherlady, and for the past 45 years she has encouraged my costly relationship with the bait monkey.
Although I'm in a very good position, it does get prohibitively expensive :-/
Roger
DEbassman17 reply :
Quoteused guys alaways go wif me!u got sum monie, yes?
i hep u. we gets sum nic stuff,
maybe we buy a new glx 4 the
wife and burrow it frum her.
He's Real!!!!!
seyone reply :
QuoteI say but it but it the wife say bo Kay!
HUH? :-?
Glenn reply :
QuoteMy wife is an avid fisherlady, and for the past 45 years she has encouraged my costly relationship with the bait monkey.
Although I'm in a very good position, it does get prohibitively expensive :-/
Roger
Same here, except SHE has the costly relationship with the bait monkey! A woman's need to shop paired with the bait monkey's unrelenting temptations...Holy moly!!
Uncle Leo reply :
I'm sneaky!
grimlin reply :
QuoteI'm sneaky!
Me too..... ;D
bottle deposit=more fishing tackle.My wife thinks it's going toward gas for the car and tobacco.... ;D
Our bottle deposit is .10 cent per bottle or can. 8-)
UPS VT reply :
I should have voted both, the wife does not mind the bait monkey. I get in trouble when it is the bait gorillia
skunked_again reply :
i said other. fishing in kansas theres not a huge need for a semi truck full of baits. id much rather spend time and money going to the lake and using the baits i have that i know work.
id be shocked if i spent over $200 on baits this year.
the boat................thats a different story.
bait__Monkey reply :
u good man
we dont count boat, gas, toe vehikle,
loging, entry fleas, licence, food or
any dat stuffed. u gotta miss a litle
work, dat dont kont neder
u only spen 200 dolars wit me, but u good man
u spend bout $12000 wit mi cusins ech yer
we ned dat stuff 2
GRiver reply :
I'm pretty good at keeping the Bait Monkey in line....or is that what he wants me to think?.....Hmmmmm?
Who am I kidding, I've got bags of worms that haven't even been opened..LOL
Catt reply :
Wife has more to offer
.ghoti. reply :
QuoteMy little wife doesn't have a problem with my Bait Monkey as long as I don't say anything about her "Shoe Baboon"www.ragetail.com
Now, that's funny right there. Coming, as it does, from one the baitmonkey's prime enablers. ;D ;D ;D
If you had looked through my plastics bags last year, you would have noticed that Yamamoto baits dominated the selection.
If you look now, you'll find Rage Tail baits about neck and neck with Mr Y's baits.
Big O doesn't have the baitmonkey on his back. He has him in his pocket. ;D ;D ;D
fisin green reply :
lol
my wife fishes too I got 2 say she is more costly than me she buys the pretty ones lol
slider head reply :
QuoteMy little wife doesn't have a problem with my Bait Monkey as long as I don't say anything about her "Shoe Baboon"www.ragetail.com
X2 The bait monkey wins. I have a garage and boat full of stuff.....she has 500 pairs of shoes.
I have some things shipped to work to keep the peace. If its not sitting on the front porch when she gets home she will pay it no attention. But, lordy mercy you cant miss some of those ugly shoes!
CWB reply :
My wife likes to hit the Casino's every once in a while and every time she goes I get about 3 or 4 feedings of the baitmonkey with no questions asked. (unless she wins) ;D
Gangley reply :
Quoteokthe bait monkey say but it
the wife says NO!
what do you do lol
I always tell the wife im buying something and I expect her to do the same, it keeps us both honest. However, if she throws a fit, then I add up, out loud, how many starbucks my wife has bought recently, and if the monthly cost of her vice totals more than the monthly cost of my vice (new lures), then I feel obligated to balance the scales . Its only fair 
RoLo reply :
QuoteQuoteMy wife is an avid fisherlady, and for the past 45 years she has encouraged my costly relationship with the bait monkey.
Although I'm in a very good position, it does get prohibitively expensive :-/
Roger
Same here, except SHE has the costly relationship with the bait monkey! A woman's need to shop paired with the bait monkey's unrelenting temptations...Holy moly!!
I came <this> close to making that same comment.
I have a hunch that Keri and Lois would get along fabulously 8-)
Roger
yamisoez reply :
I heard 'bout a fella that was driven to the divorce lawyer by his bait monkey.
fisin green reply :
well at the alter when we say "till death do us part" Later you realize you were setting a goal
D4u2s0t reply :
Bait Monkey
I ALWAYS have everything shipped to my office... problem solved.
zbigbadaaron reply :
Off subject but how does the baitmonkey have 100267 post and
83.91 Posts per day?
D4u2s0t reply :
because post count can be changed by the admin and/or mods depending on how glenn has the forums setup lol
NewAngler reply :
I checked other.
I'm usually always broke.
roadwarrior reply :
QuoteOff subject but how does the baitmonkey have 100267 post and83.91 Posts per day?
It's magic!
Many of your posts and those of others are just
a result of The Monkey's mind bend. You make
them, He is credited.
24,000+ members...It's magical.
;D ;D ;D
8-)
Bass Tracker reply :
The Bait Monkey wins! All I have to do is remind my wife about her 200 pairs of shoes, three closets full clothes, and her stuffed animals!
PS (most of her shoes have never even been woren, and she still has clothes from high school, that she can't even ware!)
Chaz Hickcox reply :
When I have been gone 7 months out of the year for the past 8 years, then I can let her know who spends the money during the time I am in some desert s***hole dealing with 'desert monkeys'. Then the bait monkey trumps everything.
OIFBasser reply :
I try to be the equalizer with the monkey. Wife comes home with new purse=me buying a new rod or two. And I know that her purses cost $250 at a minimum, and she has alot of purses. So when she sees a new rod tube at the door, she doesn't say much.
Incheon Basser reply :
every dime i get that has no traceable source goes to the bait monkey ... and so the wife doesn't know... nor does she take inventory of my gear so ... when something new shows up in the box she has no idea... if she new she would probably be ticked though
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