What Would You Ask.... 2025
MFBAB reply :
....a bass if you caught one that could talk????
I think I would say, why do y'all hit Buzzbaits???
kcdinkerz reply :
How drunk am I lol
FinCulture reply :
why the hell aren't you thirty ponds, yo? Eat a sandwich!
scaleface reply :
Bass do talk. I read all the time on here " Let the Bass tell you ... "
lo n slo reply :
Why is fishing worse after a cold front?
FinCulture reply :
I imagine a bass having a voice similar to Joe Swanson from family guy
FinCulture reply :
have you tried getting a bass to talk to you by the way?
MFBAB reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 9:14 AM, FinCulture said:have you tried getting a bass to talk to you by the way?
Not yet, but sometimes I wish they would give me a quick Q & A 
FinCulture reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 9:16 AM, MFBAB said:Not yet, but sometimes I wish they would give me a quick Q & A
and maybe take a quick survey on favorite foods
A-Jay reply :
I would make her guess how much I weighed . . . .
A-Jay
papajoe222 reply :
Back in the day, I'm talking late 60's and early 70's, I talked to plenty of fish and they didn't hesitate to reply. I just needed the right amount of drug induced perception to be able to understand them. Most of the time they were just giving me grief about the hook sticking out of their eye socket or in the roof of their mouth. Other times, it was just a stain on the boat's carpet that was talking. 
Ski213 reply :
I would imagine that if I caught a bass that could talk it wouldn't be real open to answering questions as much as it would be telling me what it thought about the whole situation. But if I caught one that was cooperative I'd probably try to negotiate some kind of deal where it got alot of free food in exchange for explaining to its associates that I just need to borrow the more well fed ones for a couple hours. Everybody goes back home, everybody wins.
Senko lover reply :
I would ask, "where do you go in this body off water under all conditions/weather/seasons, and what do you feel like eating?"
Catt reply :
Actually them not talking tells how intelligent they are!
I wouldn't answer some of these questions either!
Bruce424 reply :
They would all reply "get your thumb out of my mouth!!!!"
MFBAB reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 11:09 AM, Ski213 said:I would imagine that if I caught a bass that could talk it wouldn't be real open to answering questions as much as it would be telling me what it thought about the whole situation. But if I caught one that was cooperative I'd probably try to negotiate some kind of deal where it got alot of free food in exchange for explaining to its associates that I just need to borrow the more well fed ones for a couple hours. Everybody goes back home, everybody wins.
I never even thought about trying to turn one, you are a sick puppy!!
Dwight Hottle reply :
I would ask him/her if they can see my line?
Felixone reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 10:23 AM, A-Jay said:I would make it guess how much I weighed . . . .
A-Jay
Yes, but you know he would guess twice your actual weight... Isn't that how fishermen do it?
A-Jay reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 8:57 PM, Felixone said:Yes, but you know he would guess twice your actual weight... Isn't that how fishermen do it?
That's been known to happen.
She may say she doesn't have a scale as well. . . .
Either way - you know I'd be her PB for sure
A-Jay
the reel ess reply :
How come you were always biting better yesterday?
How do you know when I take vacation?
Why is a nice day for me (bluebird skies) often a bad day for you in terms of biting?
the reel ess reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 8:56 PM, Dwight Hottle said:I would ask him/her if they can see my line?
I imagine they do see it. They probably say to themselves "I'm no idiot, I can see that string attached to that..OOOH SOMETHING SHINY, I MUST KILL IT!!!"
buzzed bait reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 10:23 AM, A-Jay said:I would make it guess how much I weighed . . . .
A-Jay
these are all good answers, but A Jay wins this one....
That's hilarious.
MFBAB reply :
What's the deal with the Solunar charts?
What's your favorite lure in my tackle box?
What's your favorite color?
Real Senkos or Stik-O's?
What about scents - are we wasting our time? Oh, and do you really like coffee?
What could I do to make you feel more comfortable getting caught by me on a regular basis?
What are your turn-ons and turn -offs
Be honest, do you guys just sit down there and laugh at our ineptitude sometimes?
Does this whole experience feel like an alien abduction to you? Relax, we don't do the anal probe thing, that's actual aliens :)
BassWhole! reply :
What would you ask...
Where's grandma?
Preytorien reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 9:10 AM, scaleface said:Bass do talk. I read all the time on here " Let the Bass tell you ... "
This wins the internet
Canyon explorer reply :
Where does your grandmother live?
bigbill reply :
They do talk to each other somehow. All animals do
I been Learning about how cats talk. We can't hear there high pitch sound but it's there. Squint your eyes at them they squint back. My three black feral tamed cats I had since kittens. I have a special whistle to call them in. They learned words like, (go, go) to go outside, (want to eat), (want to play), bass have to talk somehow.
I'm playing with one kitten in a room. He stops looks at the hallway says something the other kitten runs in the room to play too.
When it's a bass feeding frenzy do the bass call the other bass thinking my lure is amusement ride. It seems there all lined up for a turn? It's true. How do they all come to that one area.
Nature has its own alarm system. Every go deer hunting and the birds squak as we walk down the trail. When the area behind us goes quiet the birds in front of us start up.
I seen a large bobcat come through the yard. The birds followed it chripping away as it walked into the woods.
Bass have a alarm system too. We walk sending vibrations into the water. We step on rocks, roots that stick out of the ground sending vibrations into that water. My buddy John showed me this with his goldfish pond. There's a rock 20 feet away he taps it with his foot. The fish are lined up on the shoreline ready to eat.
That's why I say stealth all the time when shore fishing.
Why was that sunfish looking at my line where it entered the water. My well used spinning reel was worn out. It was sending gear noises down my line into the water like a guitar string. It was very old spinning reel. The sunfish was exactly where my line went into the water. Of course I bought new reels.
I don't judge things that I think happens till I witness it.
bigbill reply :
Ok they talk about us, but what would they say,
Bass say.
Here comes those fishing fools again. I'm going to get more expensive lures to hang in my trophy room. Love those colors guys keep them coming.
One male bass to another,
Here comes that hot mama. She's a looker. We're going to make big bass together. Hey babe wanna share a nightcrawler?
Ratherbfishing reply :
Probably this: "Do you all get together in some kind of town meeting to decide on what types and color of baits you're going to bite today?"
SCHWARTZ reply :
On 8/21/2015 at 9:14 AM, FinCulture said:I imagine a bass having a voice similar to Joe Swanson from family guy
You got it
Last_Cast reply :
how much pot did you all smoke? lol
Bankbeater reply :
I would ask it where the double digit bass are and what do they like to eat.
Big C reply :
Wanna go home for dinner? I'm thinking fish tacos.
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