This baitmonkey I keep hearing about... 2025
underwraps1 reply :
someone, please tell me what or who he is.
Sam reply :
He sneaks around, like The Shadow, and tells you to buy more and more fishing stuff.
You cannot escape him.
He is all around everyone, especially when you go into tackle or sporting goods stores. ;D ;D
Quitlimpin reply :
His mystery is only exceeded by his power. The only known enemy of the baitmonkey is the Largemouth Wife.
Koop reply :
He lurks around and uses the plastic card with the big bass on it thats tucked in your wallet.
Koop reply :
QuoteThe only known enemy of the baitmonkey is the Largemouth Wife.
-HAWK- reply :
QuoteHis mystery is only exceeded by his power. The only known enemy of the baitmonkey is the Largemouth Wife.
;D Good one!
SausageFingers23 reply :
QuoteHis mystery is only exceeded by his power. The only known enemy of the baitmonkey is the Largemouth Wife.
:D
bait__Monkey reply :
me?
i just da 1 dat heps you buy stuff.
u gots sum mony, yes?
we go buy sumting u ned, mabe
rod 'n reel, yes?
den we gets sum new line and a
cuple of lures, mabe 2 cples, ok?
u ned boat? i der 2 hep, anyrtime.
OK Bass Hunter reply :
As long as you have bad credit and are always broke the baitmonkey might stay away from you.
Branuss04 reply :
Quotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.
He's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c 
coryjames reply :
QuoteQuotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.He's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
if only it were that simple ;Dhe is real...be afraid,be very afraid ::)oh and i dont have 2 cents.the baitmonkey made me spend it :'(
bnwcrankin reply :
QuoteHis mystery is only exceeded by his power. The only known enemy of the baitmonkey is the Largemouth Wife.
Awesome man, I like that...lol
daviscw reply :
QuoteQuotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.He's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
What a BUZZKILL!!!
underwraps1 reply :
Quoteme?i just da 1 dat heps you buy stuff.
u gots sum mony, yes?
we go buy sumting u ned, mabe
rod 'n reel, yes?
den we gets sum new line and a
cuple of lures, mabe 2 cples, ok?
u ned boat? i der 2 hep, anyrtime.
;D Ah, I see. So you are real.
Branuss04 reply :
Quote
Quoteme?i just da 1 dat heps you buy stuff.
u gots sum mony, yes?
we go buy sumting u ned, mabe
rod 'n reel, yes?
den we gets sum new line and a
cuple of lures, mabe 2 cples, ok?
u ned boat? i der 2 hep, anyrtime.
;D Ah, I see. So you are real.
QuoteHe's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
WHAT.
Yep, that's right, cause everything on the internet is real :
bass or bass ? reply :
Quoteme?i just da 1 dat heps you buy stuff.
u gots sum mony, yes?
we go buy sumting u ned, mabe
rod 'n reel, yes?
den we gets sum new line and a
cuple of lures, mabe 2 cples, ok?
u ned boat? i der 2 hep, anyrtime.
Finally, a face to go along with the voice.lol.
underwraps1 reply :
QuoteQuote
Quoteme?i just da 1 dat heps you buy stuff.
u gots sum mony, yes?
we go buy sumting u ned, mabe
rod 'n reel, yes?
den we gets sum new line and a
cuple of lures, mabe 2 cples, ok?
u ned boat? i der 2 hep, anyrtime.
;D Ah, I see. So you are real.
QuoteHe's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02cWHAT.
Yep, that's right, cause everything on the internet is real :
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Bassin_Fin@tic reply :
FAQ's are wonderful aren't they?
South FLA reply :
QuoteQuotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.He's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
This guy ^ is like a dad who tell his son before Christmas that Santa Clause didn't exist.
Branuss04 reply :
QuoteQuoteQuotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.He's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
This guy ^ is like a dad who tell his son before Christmas that Santa Clause didn't exist.
:-?
What do you mean he doesn't exist.... :-/ Who's been eating all my cookies then ;D
coryjames reply :
we have been tryin to tell you................the MONKEY
DINK WHISPERER reply :
Just know.............................he is coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fishing Rhino reply :
What?
No bait monkey. No Santa. No tooth fairy. No Easter Bunny.
I'm mad as heck, and I ain't gonna take it any more.
Life ain't worth livin'. Goodbye cruel world.
bass wrangler569 reply :
QuoteQuoteQuotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.He's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
This guy ^ is like a dad who tell his son before Christmas that Santa Clause didn't exist.
Yeah dude, seriously somebody needs a hug
burleytog reply :
Bait monkey = lame :
Glenn reply :
BTW - This question is covered in the FAQ.
underwraps1 reply :
QuoteBTW - This question is covered in the FAQ.
Oh, I didn't know. Sorry. I knew what the baitmonkey is, I was just bored.
fourbizz reply :
Quotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.
It is the stupidest, most played out "joke" of all time.
coryjames reply :
you guys are no fun.me and the baitmonkey are leaving ;D
DINK WHISPERER reply :
Quoteyou guys are no fun.me and the baitmonkey are leaving ;D
Right behind ya man! This crowd is dead!! ;D
BenoBreath reply :
It's the voice inside your head...........
"Buy more plastics, buy more plastics !"
tnbassfisher reply :
The Baitmonkey got me today at the clearance tub in Academy.
Hook Set reply :
He comes in many forms, today he was in the form of a fishing buddy who said he had a G loomis drop shot rod, never used, which could be bought for 130 bucks, I have 2 drop shot rods, do I REALLY need another one..... no, but I bought it anyway, at that price who wouldn't?
farmpond1 reply :
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.He's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
This guy ^ is like a dad who tell his son before Christmas that Santa Clause didn't exist.
:-?
What do you mean he doesn't exist.... :-/ Who's been eating all my cookies then ;D
The bait monkey has been eating all your cookies?
Fish Chris reply :
If people want to make up a fictional character, to explain their habit of spending too much on fishing tackle, that's all fine by me.
I'm just not the one.
I swear I could walk all the way through a BPS or a Cabelas, with $1000 in my wallet, and not spend a penny. I think I have everything I need right now. Oh wait... maybe a package of splitshots.
And it's "NOT" that I already have a warehouse full of fishing tackle either. On the contrary, I've throw away so much old crap that I will never use, in the last few years, you wouldn't believe it.
Heck, just last week I was thinking about going through my tackle and throwing away another 25% of it.
To say, I "don't need" anymore fishing tackle would not explain it properly > because in fact, "I don't even WANT any more fishing tackle". The only thing an abundance of fishing tackle does for me, is get in my way, make my decisions more difficult, make fishing not as fun, and probably, makes me not quite as effective on the water.
Peace,
Fish
Fishing Rhino reply :
Folks, some of ya really have to lighten up a bit.
Sorry, the devil made me say that (do it).
The powers that be on this forum considered the topic important enough to merit a place on the FAQ list.
Jeez, the next thing you know Jiminy Cricket never sat on Pinocchio's shoulder whispering in his ear, since as a puppet, he had no conscience.
But hey, if you want to belittle those who make light of their propensity to spend money, and yes perhaps too much money, on fishing gear, by blaming it on the bait monkey, it's all good.
roadwarrior reply :
Geez....
The Bait Monkey is just for fun...If you don't like the little fellow,
move on to another thread.
KYntucky Warmouth reply :
He created ebay and runs the sales at Tackle Warehouse...and I think Brent works for him as well.
Branuss04 reply :
Quotesomeone, please tell me what or who he is.
QuoteGeez....The Bait Monkey is just for fun...If you don't like the little fellow,
move on to another thread.
He asked us what it was, we told him. We all have different opinions. Easy as that
'Adios'
Brandon
LCpointerKILLA reply :
QuoteGeez....The Bait Monkey is just for fun...If you don't like the little fellow,
move on to another thread.
roadwarrior, you just gave yourself away! how did you post that many times on the baitmonkey profile? I knew baitmonkey was one of you moderators...
Fish Chris reply :
Hey now, just as a disclaimer, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone who likes to buy a lot of tackle. To each his own.
My post was from a purely personal standpoint.
I'm just saying, new tackle doesn't excite me much, but big fish do !
Peace,
Fish
SirSnookalot reply :
QuoteHey now, just as a disclaimer, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone who likes to buy a lot of tackle. To each his own.My post was from a purely personal standpoint.
I'm just saying, new tackle doesn't excite me much, but big fish do !
QuoteI swear I could walk all the way through a BPS or a Cabelas, with $1000 in my wallet, and not spend a penny. I think I have everything I need right now. Oh wait... maybe a package of splitshots.Same here.
Hate wasting my time in a tackle shop unless I'm looking for something specific.
Bass_Stomper reply :
Not me, I love the little guy. I enjoy trying new baits, in new ways ALL the time. I'm just not content with "Good Enough". I keep that little monkey close by at ALL times, just in case.
Plus, he tucks me in at night.
roadwarrior reply :
QuoteQuoteHey now, just as a disclaimer, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone who likes to buy a lot of tackle. To each his own.My post was from a purely personal standpoint.
I'm just saying, new tackle doesn't excite me much, but big fish do !
QuoteI swear I could walk all the way through a BPS or a Cabelas, with $1000 in my wallet, and not spend a penny. I think I have everything I need right now. Oh wait... maybe a package of splitshots.Same here.
Hate wasting my time in a tackle shop unless I'm looking for something specific.
I understand where you guys are coming from, but for a lot of us,
we like collecting lures. Most of what I own, 75-95% of my lures,
have only been wet once- testing in the pool. Heck, I hate the Live
Pointer, but BPS had them on sale sometime ago so I bought two
more!
Busy reply :
I generally don't spend much at all on fishing, but yesterday was my birthday and may parents happened to give me a nice giftcard to Cabela's. I didn't have anything else to get so I spent it all on tackle. Even got a new rod and BC. I guess I did give in to the baitmonkey a little there, lol. In general though, I say stay far away from the baitmonkey.
dmac14 reply :
QuoteAs long as you have bad credit and are always broke the baitmonkey might stay away from you.
I found if you are broke he stays by your side, he comforts you as you go through a hard time. But anytime you get any money he says "You should treat yourself to this new rod, it looks really cool" and then you gotta buy it.
NewAngler reply :
QuoteQuoteHe's a dumb, made up character whom people blame their spending habits on. I'm probably one of the few people on BR that thinks that he is a stupid fictional character. Just my .02c
youre not the only one.
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