You might be a Fishaholic if... 2024
ABC123 reply :
...you got pulled over for speeding, trying to beat the wife home, becouse your "package" might be delivered today.
...you spend more time with the Cabela's catalog...than the family.
...you have the BPS catalog memorized.
...you spent more on your last fishing rod, than Chrismas presents for the wife.
alger319 reply :
...on average you put more gas in your boat than your truck. ;D
Branuss04 reply :
.......you visit bassresource.com 8+ times a day
Tin reply :
...you ever dated a girl because her dad had the only boat ramp on a 300 acre private reservoir loaded with 3-5 pound smallies. 
T-rig reply :
.....you hide new fishing tackle in your car so your wife can't see it. ;D
dumb_dog11 reply :
...religously watch every bassmasters elite series tournament 5 times over.
Catt reply :
You're retired but work at Academy just for the 25% discount 
SDoolittle reply :
..you buy a boat even though you don't have a truck to pull it.
ba7ss3in reply :
if the first date with your wife was bassfishing
VABasser reply :
...when driving near any body of water you avert your eyes from the busy road to search for "bassy lookin cover"
TheBeast reply :
Quote...when near any body of water you avert your eyes from the busy road to search for "bassy lookin cover"
cosign
Popeye reply :
Fishing is the first thing you think about when you awake in the morning and the last thing you think about as you fall asleep:o)
surfer reply :
If at random times you set the hook... and your not even fishing.
Threw my computer mouse across the room once.
TI_Bassin reply :
QuoteIf at random times you set the hook... and your not even fishing.Threw my computer mouse across the room once. Embarrassed
...you run down to the dock to fish just after you get home from picking up your wife that has been away for a month and was on a 4 day pass.
lets just say it wasn't the best decision I have ever made.
low_pro reply :
lmao....
i am guilty of a few of these....
...when you get home from shopping and put everything "away" and throw away the boxes, bags, and receipts before the wife can notice.
(not to hide it, just so she doesn't have an excuse to go get that new pair of shoes!!)
low_pro reply :
...when you told the wife you were finished an hour ago and you're still on your last cast... ;D
RAINCLOUD36 reply :
You have a copy of the BPS catalog at home and another at work.
You check whatever forums you are in a couple of times a day when the boss isn't around.
Sam reply :
You join the American Legion Post on the James River because they have a boat ramp.
fishfordollars reply :
You have asked out a 400lb divorcee with six kids because her ex husband left her a new Ranger Comanche with a 250 Yahama and a new F350 Ford truck.
Evan Pease reply :
You apply for a job at the local bass store without anyone telling you to get a job 8-)
dman reply :
Spend the winter nites mock casting yer new rods (without line either) while watching The Bass Pros dvd........again
Hooked_On_Bass reply :
QuoteSpend the winter nites mock casting yer new rods (without line either) while watching The Bass Pros dvd........again
I cant say I haven't done this a few (hundred) times ;D.
ABC123 reply :
QuoteSpend the winter nites mock casting yer new rods (without line either) while watching The Bass Pros dvd........again
Funny, I don't think I could live in a house without vaulted ceilings. Well, unless the heated garage had high walls. ;D
garry77 reply :
.......when you rig up your poles the night before and talk to your lures and tell them how well they're gonna do and how good they'll look to Mr.Bass.Go get 'em babies! ;D
Bassackward reply :
You cant get to sleep because you're too busy thinking about what setup you're goin to use the next day
Ifish4keeps reply :
..you have taken a few hundred casts into the snow of your front yard dreaming of the one and only ICE OUT..
Ifish4keeps reply :
QuoteYou cant get to sleep because you're too busy thinking about what setup you're goin to use the next day
amen to that
Fishin-Psyantist reply :
You play with a short fishing pole in the bathtub instead of a rubber ducky.
Fish Man reply :
QuoteYou play with a short fishing pole in the bathtub instead of a rubber ducky.
remember this is a family forum LOL
sal669 reply :
QuoteYou play with a short fishing pole in the bathtub instead of a rubber ducky.
I suppose you mean "a short fishing pole", not "a short fishing pole)...
Dean reply :
if you don't care about anything besides fishing and everything else in the world doesn't matter to you except the lastest tackle deals.
tkite16 reply :
You get a letter from Bass Pro Shops saying to come in and get a new rewards card because you were in the top 10% of there customers for 2007 and you didn't buy a thing from them until July when you got your boat. :-[ 
luger306 reply :
You spend your honeymoon at the camp fishing (did it just glad that she likes to fish)
Ifish4keeps reply :
...if your christmas list consists of two things:
1. fishing stuff
2. more fishing stuff
...
tkite16 reply :
Quote...if your christmas list consists of two things:1. fishing stuff
2. more fishing stuff
...
Gotta be more specific. WE want BPS and Cabelas gift cards , the family would just screw up and buy stuff we dont want.
fathom reply :
you lip your babies to kiss 'em goodnight.
.dsaavedra. reply :
if write fishing for any word that begins with "fi" when youre writing a paper and you have to scribble it out.
cdabelow reply :
When falling asleep I used to have the falling down stairs dream and jerk awake. I often new wake setting the hood. Try explaining that to her!!
Fishin-Psyantist reply :
FivePoundBluegill reply :
When your a seinior member of bassresource.com and have been useing the site less than a year...
surfer reply :
QuoteWhen your a seinior member of bassresource.com and have been useing the site less than a year...
guilty.
EastTexasBassin reply :
...if you frequently wake up your wife by setting the hook in your sleep.
frogtog reply :
Your right hand makes a circling motion all the time. ;D
TheBeast reply :
FishTank reply :
.... you take your family out every weekend for a Sunday drive that consist of looking for new places to fish.....
mayassa reply :
Quote
ROFL ;D ;D
When you sneak out in the morning before your wife gives you her Honey Do list......
Willzx225 reply :
When your wife repeatedly asks you to delete Bassmasters off of the DVR because there is no more room for any other shows to record.
Anybody figured out how to get those things from DVR to VHS/ DVD? This is not a joke actually. >
TeamBerettaGold reply :
This is some funny stuffv ;D. To answer the DVR to DVD question, its really easy if you have a DVD recorder. Here is a link.
http://dvr.about.com/od/howtos/ht/htDVRtoDVD.htm
Ifish4keeps reply :
QuoteQuote...if your christmas list consists of two things:1. fishing stuff
2. more fishing stuff
...
Gotta be more specific. WE want BPS and Cabelas gift cards , the family would just screw up and buy stuff we dont want.
Not if you give them your BPS Wish list all set up..
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-)
GitRDoneIke23 reply :
QuoteYou're retired but work at Academy just for the 25% discount
;D ;D ;D ;D
farmpond1 reply :
If you have a new baby boy/girl and you're worried you might have to throw it back because it's outside the slot limit.
jemackinnon83 reply :
If your wife asks you to go grocery shopping and you go to Walmart and come home with milk, eggs, 2 fishin poles, trolling motor battery, fishin magazine and some new lures:)
skunked_again reply :
.....you buy your wife and your mother-in-law a weekend spa on your wedding anniversary so you can run to Table Rock Lake with your brother and fish
bucketmouthmonsters reply :
i am guilty of a lot of theese but i planned my honeymoon around fishing. we ended up staying in nashville for three days and one of them(the first day) i spent it fishing percy preist before heading to Geargia for five days where i spent two of them fishing lake laneir. she didnt realize it until i had hooked up the boat the morning after the wedding. i got an ear full for a day or so but it waorked out cause we are still married 9 years 7 years later.
Willzx225 reply :
Thanks TeamBerettaGold. I think my marriage will survive now! ;D
ejtaylor822 reply :
Just spent the last 4 hours on bassresource.com
You spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.
A week later when back in the store, the employee asks you to help explain the difference between flouro and mono to a customer.
sigep1967 reply :
On my honeymoon 2 days at Disney 3 day at the BIG O ;D ;D Wife caught the biggest fish :
ITSELECTRIC reply :
YOUR EX WIFE OWNS A 20' RANGER......& WANTS TO TAKE YOU FISHING...
TeamBerettaGold reply :
instead of finishing your 8 page paper that is due at 2o'clock tomorrow, you keep going through the threads on bass resource.
littlefisher reply :
...you are going on Spring break in Florida with your girlfriend and her family, and instead of spending with them, you are looking for someone to take you fishing.
fishing man reply :
QuoteYou spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.
now i have done that before, and employee asked me if wanted a job there after i helped the guy out.
beechnut reply :
You go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.
BN
Fishin-Psyantist reply :
QuoteYou go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.BN
Whew! Now there is a good way to get into some serious trouble. ;D
littlefisher reply :
QuoteYou go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.BN
I take it she didn't have the child on that day because I don't think you would still be alive.
islandbass reply :
QuoteQuoteYou spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.
now i have done that before, and employee asked me if wanted a job there after i helped the guy out.
Woh, I did this! The poor salmon sales guys didn't know jack about bass equipment. After I helped the customer out, he walked out with a Citica D and a Compre Rod. I even taught him how to cast as he was a bc virgin. Now how's that for salesmanship?
YJsmitty reply :
Quoteif the first date with your wife was bassfishing
You gotta make sure she can back the boat down the ramp before there is a second date!
Ryan_Johnson reply :
Quote.....you hide new fishing tackle in your car so your wife can't see it. ;D
That's what those spare tire compartments are for. I seriously have stuffed them a couple of times. The trick is to leave out a small bag of stuff, because she knows you'll buy something. Little does she know that it's in BULK ;D
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