Interview with a bass....what would you ask? 2024
5bass reply :
With all of the info thats out on bass fishing,all the conflicting theories,the websites.....all of that info,is at best,speculation based on tendencies. There seems to be no hard facts except that a bass swims and eats.
If a bass could talk,what would you ask it?
Gatorbassman reply :
What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
Demacrat or Republican?
carySE406 reply :
Why they eat their children
Who killed JFK
Can they hear me coming
VAbacklash reply :
It's 92 degrees, 90% humidity, I'm tired, sore from casting and I thrown everything but my tackle box. Where the H--- are you and why don't you bite my lure!!!!
ww2farmer reply :
"Why don't you just swim up to my hand in the water?...........I'll lift you out real nice take a pic and you'll be on your way.........Much easier on you than the whole hook and fight thing, don't you think?"
Long Mike reply :
If you weigh over 15 lbs, where in Lake Fork will you be on March 19th? Please provide exact Log, Lat, & Depth. Also, what lure would interest you the most?
Catt reply :
Where's you Momma? 
RiskKid. reply :
If I gave you a real minnow before releasing you would you tell all your friends to come see me?
cart7t reply :
Are you guys getting kickbacks from the rod, reel, boat and lure manufacturers?
Needemp reply :
Is Jimmy Hoffa down there?
guest reply :
Wanna spawn 8-)
craigaria reply :
Where is the biggest bass in the lake, what time does she usually eat, and what is she hungry for??? 8-)
Low_Budget_Hooker reply :
QuoteWhere's you Momma?
and "who's your daddy?"
Alpster reply :
Can I buy you some breakfast? 
Seriously, my questions would be simple.
What? When? Where? & How?
Ronnie
Cigarlover 1 reply :
Do those red hooks really make a difference???
MALTESE FALCON reply :
Do you like American Shad or Aurora Black better?
Falcon
New 2 Bass reply :
Would you like some beer and pork rinds?
CJ reply :
Good Thread 5bass.
Is there one lure that you(the bass)cannot resist,ever?
northgabassfisher reply :
how dose it feel to breath under water
Troutfisher reply :
Where's your large fish friends?
fourbizz reply :
The same thing I ask them every trip, "Why won't you #%#*$&ing EAT?!?!?!?!"
.ghoti. reply :
What the heck are you thinking when you try to eat a spinnerbait?
Rattlinrogue reply :
Mrs. Bass,lets clear something up.What do you like the most,big bait powerfishing or finese?
senile1 reply :
How in the heck did you learn to talk?
guest reply :
Pflueger or Shimano
ww2farmer reply :
"she like to cuddle after spawning?" or "how come in your world the fatter the chick the better?"
Cigarlover 1 reply :
Hey what are we doing here. All we need to do is get a hold of the guys at Mercury and see if we can't get in touch with the one that talks in their commercial. Of course he may have a Mercury exclusive contract or something.
Redlinerobert reply :
Are you related to the bait monkey?
Tom Bass reply :
I think I would ask:
What's your favorite lure?
What do you mean our lures are funny?
Are you saying that all we really need is a piece of red rag on a hook fished from a bank using a stick?
You mean to tell me that the bait and lure companies made a pact with your kind years ago?
What do you mean that you all made a killing when you all designed the bass boats so that all they are good for is bass fishing so that the boat builders could turn a hefty profit on a unique design?
What do you mean I look a little green around the gills?
Flatfish reply :
If I bring you a dozen minnows every Sat morning right by this tree will you bring me all the Lucky Craft Lures you find down there. Deal, and don't tell anyone else about this conversation
Matt Fly reply :
Did you really bite at Mac's white jig or did he snag you?
Where do you stand on this East Coast vs West Coast bass rivalry?
Is there any 20 lb bass in Georgia?
Is it true that when Bass hear the words KVD, they go into FEAR MODE?
squid reply :
WHY, ON ONE DAY...YOU WILL EAT THIS BAIT, BUT THE NEXT TIME....TREAT IT LIKE IT WAS SPINACH?
DO YOU CHANGE UP ON YOUR MENU DAILY?
dink reply :
Can you believe it??? (in reference to the growth and development of bass fishing inthe last 40 years)
squid reply :
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU ON THAT BIG TOURNAMENT THAT PAID OUT OVER $100K?.. 
BD reply :
QuoteDo those red hooks really make a difference???
This is a great question!
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