Can someone clue me in on the avocado posts? 2024
Fun4Me reply :
I keep seeing avocado posts here.
There has to be some background for these.
For the life of me I can't figure them out. Would someone be so kind as to fill this dumbded poster in on the details?
Catt reply :
Not so much what was wrote but rather who wrote it 
Jar11591 reply :
Is this a typo? Or did you actually mean to say "avocado" posts?
What the hell is an avocado post????
Bluebasser86 reply :
You're going to have to get @.ghoti. to fill you in on this one. 
Fun4Me reply :
On 8/13/2016 at 9:19 PM, Bluebasser86 said:You're going to have to get @.ghoti. to fill you in on this one.
I'm assuming it is some sort of inside joke unless he's an avocado whisperer, in which case I need to talk to him pronto ( I haven't had a decent avocado in a long time) 
On 8/13/2016 at 9:16 PM, Jar11591 said:Is this a typo? Or did you actually mean to say "avocado" posts?
What the hell is an avocado post????
A-Jay reply :
I just got the inside word on this one ~
It's All about the Guacamole.
A-Jay
.ghoti. reply :
Funny you should ask. Glenn and A-Jay both asked what I was thinking. Here is my reply.
Since I joined the staff, and now read every post as often as I can, I've noticed something. There may be thread about a particular reel, or rod, or bait; and somebody will jump in to say use braid. Not in every thread, but often enough I took note of it.
I was online one evening, with my mouse in position to hide one of these off topic posts, when my wife said, "guacamole sounds good; why don't you make some?". What squirted out of some odd, unused corner of my mind was this. Don't delete these posts, don't hide them, leave them as is.
But, in every thread about braid, I say something about avocados. And try to make it fit the theme of the thread.
Trying to make a point, in a somewhat humorous fashion.
Been waiting for somebody to ask if I've been smoking that stuff again. No, I haven't.
d-camarena reply :
Basically meaning the answer has nothing to do with the question
Fun4Me reply :
Thanks for the explanation .ghoti.
I appreciate it.
.ghoti. reply :
On 8/14/2016 at 2:09 AM, d-camarena said:Basically meaning the answer has nothing to do with the question
Precisely!
Sam reply :
I thought it was about taking an avocado and carving the face of one of the mods (your choice) into the avocado and then casting it off the back of the boat to scare the bass to the front of the boat so we can catch them.
Darn. Now what do I do with all of those avocados I bought?
AndrewJ reply :
On 8/14/2016 at 4:32 AM, Sam said:Darn. Now what do I do with all of those avocados I bought?
Exactly what you bought them for....we are gonna need pictures of the final product!
.ghoti. reply :
Guacamole
One ripe avocado, mashed with a fork
One small garlic clove, minced as fine as you can
One Serrano pepper, diced very fine
Juice of half a lime
Salt, pepper, cumin and oregano to taste
Mix it all up and let set in the fridge for 30 minutes
Enjoy
frogflogger reply :
Hmmm - avocadoes - bass fishing - I'm too dumb to hook this up
soflabasser reply :
I enjoy eating avocados and use them often as a ingredient in my meals.
tholmes reply :
On 8/14/2016 at 12:13 AM, .ghoti. said:
Been waiting for somebody to ask if I've been smoking that stuff again. No, I haven't.
You smoke avocadoes? i'll bet it's kinda hard to keep 'em lit.
Tom
blckshirt98 reply :
What did I just read.
the reel ess reply :
On 8/14/2016 at 12:13 AM, .ghoti. said:Funny you should ask. Glenn and A-Jay both asked what I was thinking. Here is my reply.
Since I joined the staff, and now read every post as often as I can, I've noticed something. There may be thread about a particular reel, or rod, or bait; and somebody will jump in to say use braid. Not in every thread, but often enough I took note of it.
I was online one evening, with my mouse in position to hide one of these off topic posts, when my wife said, "guacamole sounds good; why don't you make some?". What squirted out of some odd, unused corner of my mind was this. Don't delete these posts, don't hide them, leave them as is.
But, in every thread about braid, I say something about avocados. And try to make it fit the theme of the thread.
Trying to make a point, in a somewhat humorous fashion.
Been waiting for somebody to ask if I've been smoking that stuff again. No, I haven't.
That's funny because I noticed the common thread, pun intended, between avocados and braid. I even though avocado might be a color of braid.
bmorebasser reply :
Do you know what cuts avocados with precision? 65lb test PowerPro Braid.
.ghoti. reply :
On 8/16/2016 at 10:29 PM, bmorebasser said:Do you know what cuts avocados with precision? 65lb test PowerPro Braid.
BRAVO!!!
WRB reply :
On 8/14/2016 at 9:15 PM, .ghoti. said:Guacamole
One ripe avocado, mashed with a fork
One small garlic clove, minced as fine as you can
One Serrano pepper, diced very fine
Juice of half a lime
Salt, pepper, cumin and oregano to taste
Mix it all up and let set in the fridge for 30 minutes
Enjoy
Top off with JJ Magic
Bluebasser86 reply :
On 8/17/2016 at 1:11 AM, WRB said:Top off with JJ Magic
I start craving spaghetti and garlic bread every time I smell JJ's.
Fisher-O-men reply :
I sort of got it. I told my wife, "some moderator on Bass Resource is sick of the "what is the best ______" posts and now talks about avocados." I was close!
RB 77 reply :
Well I love to eat avocados and I love to fish "avocado" colored plastics, so does that count?
Fun4Me reply :
On 8/18/2016 at 2:08 AM, RB 77 said:Well I love to eat avocados and I love to fish "avocado" colored plastics, so does that count?
I think it only counts if you smear avocado on your bait.:)
K_Mac reply :
On 8/16/2016 at 10:29 PM, bmorebasser said:Do you know what cuts avocados with precision? 65lb test PowerPro Braid.
Everyone knows that 65lb test PowerPro is too heavy for precision cutting. 15lb is more than adequate. Of course a good fluorocarbon may be a better choice...
QUAKEnSHAKE reply :
its all 
if you ask me
.ghoti. reply :
On 8/17/2016 at 9:37 PM, Fisher-O-men said:I sort of got it. I told my wife, "some moderator on Bass Resource is sick of the "what is the best ______" posts and now talks about avocados." I was close!
Well nuts. That was going to be my next target.
bmorebasser reply :
On 8/18/2016 at 4:30 AM, K_Mac said:Everyone knows that 65lb test PowerPro is too heavy for precision cutting. 15lb is more than adequate. Of course a good fluorocarbon may be a better choice...
You're right, flouro leader tied with the FG knot, the avocado won't even see it coming!
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