Bass Fishing Things to Say to Get You in Trouble 2024

Sam reply :

Do you all realize that in this day of being correct in all we do so as not to offend anyone, we could get into a lot of trouble just talking about fishing with our friends if we are overheard by someone who does not fish?

We could say things like....

Mine is larger than yours.

Want to see my wacky worm?

Want to see my shaky head?

Any action with your Sweet Beaver?

I have a big Brush Hog.

My tube floats.

How long is your rod?

Get the idea?

Any others you can add to the list?????

Bassin_Fin@tic reply :

She swallowed it,or deepthroated my worm. :-?

He bent my pole in half.

First I lube up my worm real good.

=Matt 5.0= reply :

"Honey, I bought a Loomis."

"Honey, I bought another Loomis."

Popeye reply :

I kiss my bass:o)

Sam reply :

Hey honey, come on out and see the new Ranger in the driveway.

grimlin reply :

I like a stiff rod

Hawg Fan reply :

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"Honey, I bought a Loomis."
"Honey, I bought another Loomis."

Exactly!

"Honey, I knew you wouldnt mind so I bought a 300 Dollar Reel."

She then tells you since you love it so much you can sleep with it....on the couch..

Bassnbrett101 reply :

The following conversation actually happened

I hooked a little fish right by the boat and when I set the hook it flew in the air and landed on my buddy's lap.

my buddy: "Brettleyx What did u do that for?"

me: "Idk, i didnt really try to..."

my buddy: "Well now my lap smells like fish"

me: "You act like thats a bad thing"

Oh and brettleyx (silent x) is just another one of my nicknames

Jake P reply :

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He bent my pole in half.

I cant stop laughing ;D

Zel... reply :

"ex-member"

Gatorbassman reply :

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"ex-member"

Yea it's difficult to recover from that one.

BirdNestBen reply :

I got in trouble with the activists when I told em I was going to go drown a minnow....

gobig reply :

The directions on mega strike are to apply small amount down the sides of your worm.

Pigsticker reply :

"Can i pitch my bait into your dock" Matt Strykul

"You wanna shake my shakey head"

Shad_Master reply :

I kidnapped this thread and posted it on my club website to ask for more responses - the best one so far is:

My Yum Dinger was in a bush when she ate it

MattStrykul reply :

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"Can i pitch my bait into your dock" Matt Strykul
"You wanna shake my shakey head"

hahahaha oh my god don't tell them who we told that too. ;D

wilsonm1 reply :

it was so big, it broke my pole...

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

wilsonm1 reply :

some of my special lubbricant will do the trick

Brian_Reeves reply :

If she don't bite it

Spike It

abelfisher reply :

I lost my worm in that bush! >

Did you see the mouth on her?

It got stuck in her throat! 8-)

She bit it right off! :'(

What's with the sores all over her body? :-/

...It smelled like fish too!

She said,"I've never seen a rod bend like that, big guy!" :

I could go on, but Glenn would probably ban me ;D :-[

Derek84 reply :

"I know it's slimy, but just grab it tight so it can't wriggle"

SenkoBasser reply :

She swallowed it deep! I might need the pliers to get it out.

My crank doesn't swim right. ;D

When we have a day full of hooking branches...... we say, "we're dropping logs today."

One time we were out.... two elderly kayakers, well within ear shot, came curiously rowing by. I didn't notice them. Meanwhile, fed up with the panfish that day, screamed out, "STOP NIBBLING MY WORM!" They kept rowing by shaking their heads. The old woman said, "I hope he's talking to the fish."

SenkoBasser reply :

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"I know it's slimy, but just grab it tight so it can't wriggle"

NICE! I said something similar to that once, instructing my brother how to grab a pickerel. HAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

guitarkid reply :

I heard that guy is a Master B**t*r . I think you get the idea.

My rod is too soft for that "Technique"

My Rod is too short.

My rod is too Long.

My rod is too hard.

My rod is too soft.

I better stop. I have more.

-searoach

Low_Budget_Hooker reply :

man,...that girl is one FAT pig! C'mon Cletus,you get 'er on the scale and I'll get the measurin' tape,...man, I gotta get a picture, my friends'll never believe me if I don't,....MAN she's fat.......

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mynameis....andimabassaholic reply :

i like the way this blade bait shakes my rod tip

Brian_Reeves reply :

That's a tight spot for a 10 inch worm

Bassnbrett101 reply :

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That's a tight spot for a 10 inch worm

LMAO!!!

oldschoolbasser reply :

I like to doodle my worm deep!

guitarkid reply :

Can I see your worm?

-searoach

Wesley reply :

Man you should have seen the size of the fat girl I hooked up with on a bed this weekend, she just swallowed my 10 inch worm.

fishfordollars reply :

Man my partner and I really wacked them yesterday. Here are his GPS cordinates.

FL_fisher reply :

look at the teeth marks on my worm

she bit my worm in half

i was pounding that bush all day

she bit my salty ol monster ;D

SteveF reply :

It's not how deep you fish ... it's how you wiggle your worm.

Brian_Reeves reply :

Keep it wet or it will dry out.

d**n Gulp

Bassin_Fin@tic reply :

She really blew up on my stickbait.

I changed to a white skirt and it really turned them on!

Flip it and lay it gently in the hole.

Take a soft stick and jerk it 1,2,3 times then repeat

This hole is all dried up!

D**n it, I am well hung!

Low_Budget_Hooker reply :

in the locker room....

"Nice Dink"

Brian_Reeves reply :

Depends on which locker room LBH. Male or female? ;D

Nick B reply :

Oh she really swallowed it, going to have to cut if off

rboat reply :

I can't believe she swallowed that do-nothin worm.

I can't believe she ate your dead stick worm.

FL_fisher reply :

i think my worm is to to big

i got her to eat my worm and then i mounted her

i stuck her with my worm & then a few mins later i stuck her mama

VABasser reply :

The rattles I put in my tube really attract more females.

I just let my live worm dangle here.

Will you hold my Fat Ika real fast.

My nightcrawler's got a lot of wriggle in him.

;D haha funny thread. Me and my buddies are always laughing about Fat Ika's and catching them on our 'live bait'

guitarkid reply :

Let me lube this up real fast then I can Throw it anywhere in the bush.

-searoach

Trick Worm reply :

I was jerkin it and Bam. You should seen the splash it made

Kevin Davis reply :

I put in near the hole and trolled till I found her.

The Rooster reply :

"Get your 6 inch lizard out, put it in her face and shake it real good and maybe she'll bite it" (casting to bass on the beds)

"Grab it by the head and pinch it" (threading a nightcrawler onto a hook)

"Show her a purple colored 7 inch power worm, she'll like that!!"

"Sniff it once to see if it stinks before you use it, sometimes I even taste it too" (one guy to another about reusing previously rigged power worms again)

"Man, look at the size of the mouth on that b!tch" (two guys watching a bass fishing video on a display TV in sporting goods at Wal-Mart as a woman walks nearby pushing a shopping cart)

"Man she's a big one. You're gonna have to have a stiff rod to handle her and from the size of her you ain't gonna get her off the bed easy either" (one guy to another observing a large female on the nest)

"She won't hold still long enough for me to get her off" (guy talking to his buddy while trying to unhook a fish and is frustrated with it because it keeps flopping)

"If she'd have been just a little bigger Ida mounted her. They gotta be a certain size or I just ain't interested. But I'll always remember the mouth she had on her, swallowed my 8 inch lizard whole and I like to never got her to let go of it. Grabbed her by the lip with one hand and had the other one in her mouth and was hollerin' for help from my buddy. Thought we was gonna have to get the pliers there for a minute"

"I had both hands on my pole holdin' it tight. I knew she had it in her mouth good on the other end but I still wasn't lettin' go. Not till I got her close enough to grab hold of her with one hand at least"

FR0G reply :

Man, she deep throated that worm!

Will you hold my ugly stick?

I was working on her bed all day

David P reply :

double wide beaver.

Willzx225 reply :

I got her on a deep plug.

I got her on my drop shot.

The females tend to like the jig stroked!

On my jigI like to put a super chunk under the skirt

I'll stop ;D

Willzx225 reply :

ok one more.

Did she eat your wiggle rig?

bass wrangler569 reply :

-its just a 12" dink

- she was on the bed so I had to hit her in the face with my worm before she would open her mouth

- I prefer a fast action rod

- I put my worm in the tight spots

A-Jay reply :

"Last night I spent nearly 2 hours in my favorate hole. Unfortunately I must have gotten a little distracted because as I was finishing up I spilled a big load of Hawg Scent all over the seat . . . . "

A-Jay

Daiwa reply :

Is that real or fake?

Daiwa reply :

You know they have things to "inflate" your worms. Ive seen them at Gandermountain.

FR0G reply :

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double wide beaver.

haha good one! You like those dbl wide beavers, don't you.

Troutfisher reply :

Hold my beer, I'm diving in after her.

wilsonm1 reply :

she wouldnt let go...

she spit it out...

A-Jay reply :

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Is that real or fake?

I guess it could be - Both . . . . . 8-)

A-Jay

Big-O reply :

Now leave this note on the counter one evening, just to let her know how happy she makes you. Ought to be a very nice homecoming.

Hey Baby,

Just got back and Wow, what a trip. I had a big ole gal put it to me last nite and thought she ate it good but I must not have give it to her fast enough, so I lost her. Headed back to give her a try again tonite. Hope she's willin to give me another shot at it cause she felt awesome. I haven't been this excited in years. It's sure nice to have an understanding wife like you, to let me go after'em like I do, cause I just can't get enough of it. I would ask you to wish me luck but not sure I'll need it cause I know she will be there waiting on me. I'll call you when I stick her!

Big O

www.ragetail.com

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