Possibly a weird question 2025
starkeer reply :
Fellow bank fisherman,
I have been fishing lately on a metro lake with a very busy walking path but the shoreline is very fishable all the way around the lake. My question is: what does everybody do when the bite is hot and you have to pee? Sorry for the weird question
flyfisher reply :
you go pee somewhere...find a bush a tree or whatever.
NittyGrittyBoy reply :
Pee before you go
Glaucus reply :
On 5/22/2018 at 10:49 AM, NittyGrittyBoy said:Pee before you go
That fixes nothing. You still don't know when nature will call again, and you should be hydrating.
If it's busy, I wouldn't risk being caught. Too many stupid laws that could ruin your life for simply doing a very human thing. Hold it. If it's bad, pack up and head to a close bathroom.
greentrout reply :
Should be a public restroom nearby...can be charged for indecent exposure...bad news...not good....
NittyGrittyBoy reply :
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Sam reply :
You do what soccer players do when they warm up.
You make sure no one is opposite you.
You kneel down on both knees and put your tackle bag in front of you, but a tad away.
You then start fumbling with your baits like you are looking for something.
And you hope no one sees you.
Pro Logcatcher reply :
I just go into the woods behind a thick tree. If people see you they will just think you are a stalker or something
burrows reply :
I wear a diaper when bank fishing, like an astronaut so I can focus solely on bass fishing I’m just hard core like that.
the reel ess reply :
Don't drink coffee before you go. Take 1 bottle of water to sip. Don't drink beer. Leave if you have to.
On 5/22/2018 at 10:52 AM, Glaucus said:That fixes nothing. You still don't know when nature will call again, and you should be hydrating.
If it's busy, I wouldn't risk being caught. Too many stupid laws that could ruin your life for simply doing a very human thing. Hold it. If it's bad, pack up and head to a close bathroom.
As I get older, I pretty much know when it will call again and plan for it. I usually have only 1 cup of coffee then visit the facilities before I leave home. I won't start drinking water until a couple hours later. That usually will buy me 4 hours with no bathroom breaks if I'm in a really public place. If I'm going later in the day I'll not drink anything for a couple hours before I go so I can have water when i need it.
As an older friend told me some years ago, "I used to walk into a bar and check out every female in it. Now I look for the restroom."
the reel ess reply :
On 5/22/2018 at 7:25 PM, Pro Logcatcher said:I just go into the woods behind a thick tree. If people see you they will just think you are a stalker or something
Or a junkie
Yeajray231 reply :
You must be very young ?
Because most dedicated anglers just let it go while bank fishing. The dampness will keep you cool and the slight scent keeps the critters away.
WDE reply :
Find a bathroom. If there’s woods nearby, find a tree.
geo g reply :
If its a busy public park don't risk going behind a tree and having a child see you. It could make for a bad day. If its crowded, there is a bathroom somewhere., If not, pack up and go to McDonalds, or another fast food place, then go back and fish. Just use common sense!
lo n slo reply :
get one of those pocket catheters
DINK WHISPERER reply :
On 5/22/2018 at 9:00 PM, Burros said:I wear a diaper when bank fishing, like an astronaut so I can focus solely on bass fishing I’m just hard core like that.
That's just gangsta right there! 
Gundog reply :
On 5/23/2018 at 9:15 AM, lo n slo said:get one of those pocket catheters
On 5/23/2018 at 10:43 AM, DINK WHISPERER said:That's just gangsta right there!
And a pocket catheter ain't??? I'm sure Tupac used a pocket catheter when he went fishing. ????
frosty reply :
I am a man, the world is my urinal! I fished a couple areas like that and I would wait until people were just not around and try to climb into thicker brush, but just get in there and get it done, don’t be standing around enjoying the view and look at what’s going on around you, don’t want to have any poison anything about belt high...
DogBone_384 reply :
Find the third oak tree on the left....
moguy1973 reply :
You are bank fishing a park pond not the Bass Master Classic. It's not that serious. Go find a bathroom.
OCdockskipper reply :
On 5/22/2018 at 6:32 PM, Sam said:You do what soccer players do when they warm up...
You kneel down on both knees and put your tackle bag in front of you, but a tad away...
Soccer players have tackle bags on the field during warmups?
No wonder they go down like they are shot all the time, getting those hooks caught in themselves must be painful...
SDoolittle reply :
Wade out crotch deep, and pee your pants while waving at all the passers by. They'll never know what you're doing. It's almost as much fun as crop dusting.
S Hovanec reply :
Depends.....lol
Darren. reply :
Man, not a whole lotta stuff you can do if it's a public
place with others around....if it's isolated, then a tree
is your best bet...
Has hit me while out on the water, and when loading up
at the dock. You find a way if it can't be held.
frosty reply :
This makes me remember something, “happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth”
MrFrost reply :
Don't pee in your waders unless your feet are cold.
Vinjints reply :
...or into the wind
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